flashback — Whitney Bruce Martin

DAD: It was the year..

DAD: It was the year..

...1989 and I was working at...

...1989 and I was working at...

...the mini golf slash...

...the mini golf slash...

DAD (CONT'D) V.O. ... slash fun zone...

DAD (CONT'D) V.O. ... slash fun zone...

...slash snack shack...

...slash snack shack...

...when I heard some...

...when I heard some...

...dude was on...

...dude was on...

...the last level...

...the last level...

...of...

...laser...

...troll...

...escape...

...and I...

...rushed over to see them.

...rushed over to see them.

But as I got closer,

But as I got closer,

...I saw it wasn't...

...I saw it wasn't...

...a dude.

It was a lady dude.

It was a lady dude.

Your mom.

Your mom.

Your mom.

MOM: Are you okay?

MOM: Are you okay?

DAD: Don't worry,

DAD: Don't worry,

...I fall down alot...

...I fall down alot...

MOM: Then why don't you take your roller blades off?

MOM: Then why don't you take your roller blades off?

DAD: What?

And just go barefoot?

And just go barefoot?

MOM: Well you could wear shoes?!

MOM: Well you could wear shoes?!

DAD: Thats what roller blades are!

DAD: Thats what roller blades are!

Hey, sorry...

...I made you lose.

...I made you lose.

I heard you were...

I heard you were...

...on the last level.

...on the last level.

MOM: Enh, no big whoop.

MOM: Enh, no big whoop.

...I've beaten it before, I'll beat it again.

...I've beaten it before, I'll beat it again.

...Besides, you never give up, right?

...Besides, you never give up, right?

DAD: (without pausing) Willyoumarrymeandhavetwokids?

DAD: (without pausing) Willyoumarrymeandhavetwokids?

MOM: (taken aback, but charmed) Uhh...

MOM: (taken aback, but charmed) Uhh...

How about we just grab some hot dogs at the snack bar?

How about we just grab some hot dogs at the snack bar?

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