KING OF THE HILL
EPISODE 13 SEASON 2 ACT II TANKIN IT TO THE STREETS. THIS EPISODE WAS SUCH A GREAT ONE TO WORK ON AND A LOT OF FUN! HANK TAKES CHARGE AS BLOCK CAPTAIN.
Whitney Bruce Martin
STORYBOARDS, AND ANIMATION ART
Hank, Peggy, Bobby, Boomhauer, and Kahn stare at the tank, it's turret still spinning. Hank angrily walks off toward the tank. He climbs up, ducking the tank cannon and knocks on the hatch.
HANK: This is Hank Hill, block captain. I know it's the War Games and I don't want to second guess your tactics, ..
but are you in distress?
HANK: Oh, good Lord. I think there's some kind of dead animal in there.
It's Bill.
He's soused to the gills.
WE HEAR the clank of metal on asphalt as a manhole cover is pushed open. Dale emerges in camouflage pants and jacket.
DALE: It's only Bill?
I scalded off my..
fingerprints for nothing.
HANK: C'mon Bill, wake up. You stole a tank.
BILL: (Incoherent mumbling)
BOOMHAUER: Tell you what, man, gonna wanna call up Uncle Sam, man.
Gonna wind up pickin' up this dang ol' tank.
DALE: We can't call the Army. If they find out Bill stole a tank, they'll torture him, kill him,
..and then send his body to Guam for further indignities. HANK: They won't do that, but
..they will throw him in the stockade for the rest of his life.
We've got to take the tank back ourselves-- it's Bill's only hope.
Plus we'll get to ride in a tank.
DALE: Oh, I get to drive.
BOOMHAUER O.S.: Hey, man.
You know, talkin' I'm gonna drive that tank, man, talkin' 'bout 1200 horsepower, man.
..too much muscle for your skinny ol'
..puny little ol' arms
..of yours, man.
HANK: Not so fast, Boomhauer.
I've been driving bobtail trucks at Strickland for two decades.
DALE: Oh, I am so impressed.
Have you also downloaded the instruction manual
for this tank from Vladimir Putin's web-site,
took a correspondence course in Russian,
DALE V.O.: ...and passed with flying colors?
Have you, Hank?
Putin?
HANK: Alright, alright
(CALLING OFF) Peggy, I'm going to return the tank.
HANK (CONT'D) If there's a propane emergency, the combination to my briefcase is zero-zero-zero.
KING OF THE HILL
EPISODE 13 SEASON 2 ACT II TANKIN IT TO THE STREETS. THIS EPISODE WAS SUCH A GREAT ONE TO WORK ON AND A LOT OF FUN! HANK TAKES CHARGE AS BLOCK CAPTAIN.